Dr. Seuss Weighs In
The Dr. Seuss rhyming re-writes are hilarious and are flying around the Internet at light-speed. I have no idea to whom I should attribute these witty and clever renditions, but if someone will contact me with proof of authorship or original posting, I will be more than happy to link to that and take these down.
Only Whos can stand up for the Who-Constitution
And bring this election to swift resolution.
By writing and calling, by shouting and faxing,
By holding to law in a grip unrelaxing.
For whatever your politics, all should be joined
In belief that the White House cannot be purloined.
Al Gore I Am
Based on Dr. Seuss’ Sam I Am from Green Eggs and Ham, a rib-tickling request from Al Gore to re-count and re-count the votes in Florida.Albert A. Gore, Will You Please Go Now!
By James Freeman for the USA Today, based on Dr. Seuss’ Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now?!! Hilarious!How the GOREinch Stole the Election
Based on Dr. Seuss’ popular How the Grinch Stole Christmas, this witty revision details the events beautifully, and ends with the poignant call to action noted above.